Wait, I found a bawdy joke which (hopefully) doesnt offend or wrankle: Rather than them being onanists, perhaps it would be better to (within irreverent parameters) reframe OpenBSD developers as people who has a shower preceeding and after intercourse.
It serves as good hygene, its considerate to others but the extra efforts and procedures are incomprehensible to those who dont give a **** June 25, 2021 10:56 PM, jbra...@dismail.de wrote: > > That and their software is top notch! Linus called their developers > "masturbating monkeys", because of their obsessive pursuit of security! > hahaha. At every shutdown, the OpenBSD kernel is re-linked. It's the same > kernel when you reboot it, but the binary is re-ordered. That's amazing! Phew, for a minute I was worried that I was going to have to apologise to the MIT community....