--- [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: > En op 11 september 2002 sprak Amir "my hero" Karger: > > Amir, before tpr05a, you had flogged me four times > in a row!
Oh, I see. You cheated by golfing before TPR1. > Only lack of a top ten finish is stopping you from > leaping up > the money list. Wow, I wish I were as optimistic as you. > And, most important for me, your post-mortem > comments and > solutions are always instructive and entertaining. [blush] If there's one thing I know I'm good at, it's verbosity. Too bad we can't have Perl anti-golf. [my comments snipped because Yahoomail does horrible things to >>'s] > Unlike the floridly decorated yet macho > psychoanalyst Dr Shampoo, Yanick's from Florida? > I am not professionally qualified in this area. Yet > I firmly > believe that spending more time than you can afford > on golf > is classic addictive behaviour, similar to gambling, > drug, food > or sex addiction. No kidding. I'm just waiting for the MRI studies to prove it. > I plead guilty to addictive > behaviour and > can heartily recommend Dr Shampoo's new and improved > intensive > therapy treatment (three sessions for just $199.99, > money-back > guarantee). Does it involve ostriches? > BTW, my wife has banned me from playing > golf. Luckily, a pen and a piece of paper are easier to hide at the dinner table than a set of golf clubs. -Amir __________________________________________________ Do you Yahoo!? Yahoo! News - Today's headlines http://news.yahoo.com
