Ladies, gentlemen, 

        as you all are aware of, the TPR(0,3) golf course is now officially
        open.

        as those who already submitted solutions are aware of, 
we are experiencing some, ah, minor  temporary difficulties with
the PGAS scoring algorithm. You see, it needs both holes to compute
your score. So, in order to submit your first entry, you must already
have submitted the second one. And this, unless you are ready to 
create a space-time anomaly, is something very hard to do.

        But don't worry, we are throwing the best men we have at 
the problem. So far, they are only making soft moist sounds
upon impact, but we hope the problem will be solved Very Soon(tm).
We will post a new notice as soon as this happen.

Joy,
`/anick, for the rest of the staff

-- 
Only solitary men know the full joys of friendship.
Others have their family -- but to a solitary and 
an exile his friends are everything. - Willa Cather

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