- Hey, boss, I want to show a novelty. It's called AUTOMOBILE. - Go ahead. - It can carry you to any place you want. - My horse can carry me to any place I want as well. So what? - No, I mean, an automobile is much more confortable. - Have you ride my horse? - No, I didn't. - So you are not entitled to say your auto-whatever is more confortable than my horse. - Ok, let's say the automobile is safer than a horse. It has 4 wheels. You can't fall from an automobile like you can fall from a horse. - What? Did you say "wheels"? Come on. And then you say we can go anywhere inside an auto-whatever. You must be kidding. The terrain is very rough, son. - One must build a road first. - Ahahahah. - Ok, boss, listen: once we get roads and automobiles we would be able to travel at 60 Mph easy. - I don't think human beings are made to travel at those speeds. What a dangerous proposition. - Inside an automobile you are shielded from the weather. If it rains you are protected. - If that really bothers you, the answer is very simple: use a carriage. There is a variety of types, ranging from very cheap to very expensive. A carriage can be as confortable as you want. - Oh, man. Can't you see? - There is nothing to be seen here. Sorry. What kind of food your auto-whatever needs to eat? - Gasoline. - What is gasoline? - It is a petrol derivative. - By the sake of God, where do you think we would get that stuff? - Someone needs to produce it by refining petrol. - Ahahahaha! I think we should adhere by our proven methods, thanks. Now get quiet and go back to work.
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