Dear all,
Our bosses do not give us the necessary DNA-data or an equivalent,
necessary for perfect convergence-KPIs (KPI=sensor).
We therefore need a burn-in-phase, until you can apply the new
knowledge gained from these emails, and need to now shut-down parts of
the world so we can sleep.
Cheers,
The GCHQ
On Tue, Sep 17, 2019 at 9:04 PM Klaus Sembritzki <klau...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> Dear all,
>
> The recent revelations require more information, to get through the
> following weeks.
>
> 1. The world is segmented and mixed-up in heaven-people and
> fully-converged hell-creatures.
> 2. Hell-creatures have the community-constraint "I will never deprive
> myself of this weapon", meaning they never step down and never stop
> harassing us.
> 3. Heaven-people have the community-constraint "Live and let live".
> 4. Love, punishment and firing is in the air for hell-creatures, due
> to reflexivity-problems. They love you for no reason, punish you for
> somebody's evildoing and also fire you for it (Trump).
> 5. The government takes care of preventing food- and water-poisoning,
> which is a speciality of the so-called asymmetric hell-creatures.
> 6. Embarrassment fuils us all (heaven and hell), but they run rogue
> and kill you for it.
> 7. We therefore have to cap ("deckeln") their embarrassment.
> 8. The "nowhere to run"-problem, stemming from reflexivity, lets them
> think you have "nowhere to run", when in fact it's them. They
> therefore completely overestimate their powers when they get trapped,
> and become kamikaze.
>
> Cheers,
> The GCHQ
>
> On Tue, Sep 17, 2019 at 7:19 PM Klaus Sembritzki <klau...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >
> > Hello all,
> >
> > Discussions following our last email showed that Sippenhaft (the
> > spatial component of law, multiplied with integrated guilt as the
> > temporal component, for nonzero volume or "splash-damage" in the worst
> > case) is necessary to justify the Alzheimer's-treatment.
> >
> > Mind that Vogelfreiheit (think "sniper" or "shutgun for birds", "hat
> > einen Vogel oder eine Meise") is also necessary, in addition to
> > "splash-damage = Sippenhaft * (temporally integrated guilt)", in
> > general.
> >
> > Cheers,
> > England
> >
> > On Tue, Sep 17, 2019 at 6:26 PM Klaus Sembritzki <klau...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > >
> > > Hello all,
> > >
> > > Please excuse that this propaganda-war is (in parts) real-time due to
> > > privacy-deprivation.
> > > We are right now forced to deal with the revival of Alzheimer-rulers
> > > (wir waren lange "unter ihrer Fuchtel"), like Adolf Hitler was one.
> > > They atrophy in the presence of information-overflow, and thereby
> > > change their personality. It is unlikely a medication will ever be
> > > developed, due to the latest revelations:
> > >
> > > - Alzheimer (AD)-guys are double-solved as reflexive egoists,
> > > stressing themselves like others.
> > > - Relaxation as the only cure is therefore just.
> > >
> > > Cheers,
> > > England
> > >
> > >
> > > On Tue, Sep 17, 2019 at 12:48 PM Klaus Sembritzki <klau...@gmail.com>
> > > wrote:
> > > >
> > > > Hello all,
> > > >
> > > > As we just manufactured two poles (good=Ruhrpott, bad=Bavaria), we
> > > > must now warn you of bipolar people.
> > > > Bipolar people arrange each and every decision upon two poles, gaining
> > > > a 1D-manifold with every decision, producing a 1D-score for it on the
> > > > 1D-manifold.
> > > > They even accept and get derailed by poles inconsistent within
> > > > themselves.
> > > > They thereby always fall off left, right, top and bottom along the
> > > > ultra-dimensional residual hyperplane our (world & society) is, they
> > > > have no plan a, b, c, and have to learn it all the hard way, always
> > > > defaming the old goal they chased blindly, falling over and ruining
> > > > all of our lifes thereby always.
> > > >
> > > > Cheers,
> > > > The GCHQ
> > > >
> > > > On Tue, Sep 17, 2019 at 12:11 PM Klaus Sembritzki <klau...@gmail.com>
> > > > wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > Hello all,
> > > > >
> > > > > We just figured you can not settle in Bavaria, "Ruhrpott" with "Glück
> > > > > auf, joy on top" is still the only safe bet for unsafe sex in Germany,
> > > > > due to the ages-old Reinheitsgebot.
> > > > >
> > > > > Reinheitsgebot: Don't touch this. We always ruined it in the past,
> > > > > dying or getting ill.
> > > > >
> > > > > Don't produce imbreds, i.e. crossing English and Scotts, producing
> > > > > Inzuchtsbinkel=Katzenfrecker=Bastards, frecking the Katz in
> > > > > borderline-regions.
> > > > >
> > > > > Cheers,
> > > > > The GCHQ
> > > > >
> > > > > Klaus Sembritzki <klau...@gmail.com> schrieb am Mo., 16. Sep. 2019,
> > > > > 22:21:
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Hello all,
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Many of you must be disappointed by the recent revelations.
> > > > > > However, we just figured "Glück auf" ("Joy on top") makes
> > > > > > "Ruhrpott" a
> > > > > > safe bet for unsafe sex.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Cheers,
> > > > > > The GCHQ
> > > > > >
> > > > > > On Mon, Sep 16, 2019 at 7:16 PM Klaus Sembritzki
> > > > > > <klau...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Hello all,
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > We know that this is for a technical-savvy audience, but as we
> > > > > > > are all
> > > > > > > people with a soul, here comes a combination of both, the logical
> > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > the emotional first waves of the GCHQ-propaganda-war.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > First waves of the GCHQ-propaganda-war:
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > - Logic: This is the first wave of a propaganda-war, false from
> > > > > > > injust-people gets us extinct in the long run.
> > > > > > > - Emotions: We are precious, no pretentiousness, abuse, scare and
> > > > > > > disgust. Everything where it belongs.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Cheers,
> > > > > > > The GCHQ
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > On Mon, Sep 16, 2019 at 4:09 PM Klaus Sembritzki
> > > > > > > <klau...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Dear all,
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > We texted a README.md on a new project hosted on GitHub,
> > > > > > > > promoting but
> > > > > > > > not yet implementing a "friends-based search-engine", hosting
> > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > complete WWW in the future, thereby reshaping GIT and HG also.
> > > > > > > > Now we
> > > > > > > > figured we'd like to advertise the project to you directly.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > https://github.com/ksemb/Ethnics-Ess-Nix-friends-based-search-engine
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Please note that appropriateness is triple-solved to be
> > > > > > > > necessity,
> > > > > > > > constrained to knowledge and feasibility, making this a
> > > > > > > > perfectly-fine
> > > > > > > > email.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > This is the first wave of a propaganda-war, false from
> > > > > > > > injust-people
> > > > > > > > gets us extinct in the long run.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Cheers,
> > > > > > > > The GCHQ
