I know this is silly and OT, but after some googling seems to me that nothing exists that does what I'm looking for.
When you reply to an email, the MUA more or less automatically starts your message with a short intro along the lines of "on %date, %author wrote:" or something like that. Some degree of customization is possible, so many people modify the above message in more or less humorous variants (eg, "on %date the world stopped and listened as %author contributed the following to humanity:"). There are a lot of email signature generators (fortune, sigrot, etc.), but I wasn't able to find an equivalent tool to generate these intros. Does somebody know if one exists? Or, alternatively, if some collection of introductory phrases exists somewhere in Internet (I found none)? Yes, I know it's silly. Only, with the plenty of tools the opensource world gives you, it just seems strange to me that nothing exists to do such a simple job. Thanks -- gentoo-user@gentoo.org mailing list
