Hi gang, please give a warm welcome to Petteri Räty, who's come all the way from the far reaches of Finland to be with us here tonight.
While not training to be part of the Finnish national duathlon team for arm wrestling and tango, Petteri enjoys quiet walks along the finnish highways and trekking in the Espoo jungle (literally "Mud Island", neighbouring town to Helsinki, whose cottage industry includes the headquarters of high-tech luminaries such as Nokia). Petteri's superb headbashing stamina makes him an ideal candidate for his upcoming quest, namely beating Java ebuilds into submission. He's already proven his worth against champion adversaries like NetBeans, in a long and drawn-out battle which was televised on the gentooexperimental.org SVN broadcast. For the other unruly Java projects out there, we can only feel sorry, because sooner or later, Petteri will pwn and commit them. Make way for Petteri, the Beangrinder! Cheers, -- Karl T -- gentoo-dev@gentoo.org mailing list
