3 Fictitious but youthful National Leaders, Lets Call them Rahul Gandhi, Akhilesh Yadav, and Sachin Pilot, are going thru the forest. A group of maoists Kidnap them. They plead for their lives. The maoists agree to release them, but only if the collective length of their dicks is at least 12 inches. Otherwise the maoists say they will be shot dead.
The leaders have no option but to agree. First Akhilesh Yadav, who is the son of a famous pehelwaan, strips. His dick is measured. its 6 inches. Oh good..!! they are halfway thru to their freedom. Second Sachin Pilot strips. His dick is 5 and half inch. Oh swell...they are sure to be released now...the other person would surely be at least half an inch, right! Last Rahul Gandhi strips. His dick is exactly half an inch. True to their word, the maoists release them and let them go. On the way back the three starts to boast. Akhilesh says "I made the most contribution to our being alive...if I had been any smaller, we all would be dead". Sachin, not to be left behind says "well mine may be a half inch smaller than yours, but surely it is a substantial contribution. Look at this guy, Rahul, he almost got us killed...gawd, half an inch...pooh..!!". Rahul was smiling all this while... Irritated, the others asked what is there to smile about his meager half inch. Rahul replies "Be happy darlings, that I had an erection when I saw the two of you strip.....else we would surely be dead.." :))))
