A gay man checks into a hotel on a business trip and was lonely and really horny. He decided he needed some companionship for the night so he went down and asked the very old, wrinkled desk clerk if there was a gay bar close by. The old clerk grunts and points to the building next door. So he walks to the bar, goes in, but the bar is totally dead. He has a quick drink, goes into the bathroom to take a leak and spots a bulletin board with pictures of gay prostitutes on it. He picks out the hottest stud he's ever seen and copies the phone number, then returns to his hotel. When back in the room he figures, what the hell, I'll give this hot stud a call.
'Hello,' the man says. God, he sounded sexy. 'Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room and give me one... No, wait, I should be honest with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now! Bring implements, toys, rubber, leather, whips, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go at it hot and heavy all night; tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, piss on me, fuck me raw, anything you want! Now, how does that sound?' The man says, 'That sounds fantastic honey, but I'm working..... and you need to press 9 for an outside line. *************************************** Another lesson learned... When in a hotel, you need to press 9 for an outside line! LOL Smiles for everyone!
