Well, who can blame him? One can never have too many minions… as long as they’re controllable, that is. Sent from my Mac.
Devin Prater r.d.t.pra...@gmail.com > On Jun 9, 2016, at 3:37 PM, Shaun Everiss <sm.ever...@gmail.com> wrote: > > You know this needs to be made into some sort of drama its a truely evil > wedding I wish I could see that. > Somehow I don't think mr dark wants anyone in reception, he must be enjoying > all the guests dieing <grin> > Saying that, I am not sure if you would be friends with a guy like that, > maybe he reanimates everyone afterwards and they all get drunk or maybe added > to his personal slave collection. > > > > On 10/06/2016 7:07 a.m., Jeremy Brown wrote: >>> From the San Francisco Daily Listener's StumbleOver page >> >> Today, Mr. Dark (no first name) and Mrs. Dark (no first name) were wed >> in a mysterious ceremony in the First Church of Stereophonix here on >> Telegraph Hill. Guests were each issued with a blindfold, a joy >> stick, and a six foot paddle. Guests were instructed to wait until >> the DarkBeeper was 80% of the way in their right ear before employing >> the six foot paddle. Unfortunately, a number of guests grew excited >> and a massive paddle brawl nearly broke out. >> Mendelsohn's Processional was used as is traditional, but occasional >> pops signaled when guests were supposed to jump. If the guest failed >> to jump properly, they were forced to begin once more at the back of >> the church. >> As the last chords faded, the voice of the officiant a Professor Audry >> O Games began delivering the traditional message of unity and joyous >> celebrations. Guests were encouraged to center the celebrant's voice >> and to press the button on top of their joysticks repeatedly. If the >> voice came too close to a guest, they were forced to begin, once more, >> at the back of the church. >> At the height of the festivities, Mr Dark and Mrs. Dark exchanged vows >> by hurling these from opposite sides of the church at each other's >> audio signature. Reports say that MRS. Dark's hear and obey vows were >> a perfect hit, while Mr. Dark's love and cherish vows missed by a >> matter of only tenths of a second. Reportedly, the groom muttered >> something about bloody reaction tests and stomped off. The celebrant >> Professor Audry O Games pronounced the Darks man and machine, and the >> reception began. >> However, as of yet, no one in the wedding party has managed to pass >> either the flash photographer nor the whirling fan blades in front of >> the door to the reception hall. >> >> > > --- > Gamers mailing list __ Gamers@audyssey.org > If you want to leave the list, send E-mail to gamers-unsubscr...@audyssey.org. > You can make changes or update your subscription via the web, at > http://audyssey.org/mailman/listinfo/gamers_audyssey.org. > All messages are archived and can be searched and read at > http://www.mail-archive.com/gamers@audyssey.org. > If you have any questions or concerns regarding the management of the list, > please send E-mail to gamers-ow...@audyssey.org. --- Gamers mailing list __ Gamers@audyssey.org If you want to leave the list, send E-mail to gamers-unsubscr...@audyssey.org. You can make changes or update your subscription via the web, at http://audyssey.org/mailman/listinfo/gamers_audyssey.org. All messages are archived and can be searched and read at http://www.mail-archive.com/gamers@audyssey.org. If you have any questions or concerns regarding the management of the list, please send E-mail to gamers-ow...@audyssey.org.
