An adoring young female with an advanced array of chemical compounds at her 
disposal?

 

From: Friam <friam-boun...@redfish.com> On Behalf Of steve smith
Sent: Monday, July 1, 2024 11:32 AM
To: friam@redfish.com
Subject: Re: [FRIAM] [un]official disambiguation?

 

Phellow Phriamers -

Here are my anti-Trump ideations grounded in the SCrOTUS decision of the day:

Warning, vivid imagery which 
may induce limbic chaos!

  _____  

President Joe Biden writes the following (official act) executive orders and 
proclamations: 

1.      Officially change his name to Dark Brandon
2.      pardon Joe Biden AND Dark Brandon for anything "they" might do or have 
done, and specifically all of the following "official" if otherwise illegal 
(partisan) acts:

1.      an open ended list of threatening and scary (and devastating) partisan 
acts.
2.      a hidden list paralleling the above but with trivial, non-destructive 
technically similar acts to actually carry out every few days to remind 
everyone of the first list and become potential test cases for SCrOTUS to worry 
over.

3.      Recall all of Trump's Secret Service detail (invoke Austerity and Small 
Government) from the field.

1.      Assign them to protect a mint or Ft Knox or similar.
2.      Possibly leave him un-protected.
3.      Possibly re-assign non-loyalists to his detail.
4.      Possibly rotate them at random so he sees new faces daily.
5.      Probably many of them women covering the full spectrum of his 
type/not-type

1.      Have them drill with male detail members, practicing groin-grab attacks.

6.      Include one of Biden's German Shepherds (or lookalike) on the team.

1.      Let her sniff Trump inappropriately and often.

4.      Alternatively declare a UFC-style hand-to-hand competition between 
Trump's current (Loyalist) detail and the most elite trained fighters in all of 
the Services.

1.      With blank pardons in case anyone gets hurt badly.  
2.      Maybe throw in some of Trump's "very tough" ringers from the "Illegals" 
he fears.   Dressed as Luchadors and Luchadoras.
3.      Give every Loyalist Secret Service member on Trump's detail the option 
to ask (anonymously) for a new assignment (see above) before their match.
4.      Expect nothing but no-shows and a swelling in the ranks at the mints 
and Ft. Knox?

5.      Alternatively call for a series of "live fire" exercises (red team v 
blue team) between Trump's detail and hand-picked top performers from the 
remaining pool.  

1.      Blank pardon's available to Blue Team members.  
2.      Rules of Engagement: Tombstone:  

1.      (S)He who draws first is declared a murderer

1.      otherwise self-defense.   

2.      Blue team holds open pardons, Red does not.

3.      Location and timing determined by Blue team. 

1.      Mar a Lago at 3 AM
2.      Any Trump property at any time
3.      Any airfield where TrumpForceOne lands.

4.      Collateral damage to civilians present also covered by pre-pardon.
5.      Judicious use of non-lethal but humiliating weapons and techniques.

Remember, none of these acts need actually be executed (except maybe 2.2) , 
just laid out in a convincing manner.  The *targets* needn't be limited to the 
*former* President, just to keep the worst actors in the MAGA camp on their 
toes.   Jim Jordan invited to "wrestle" for Trump Team with a tag team of 
Luchadors like El Santo and the Blue Demon whose backstory includes being 
abused by their wrestling coach as young teens.  And who gets to (mud) wrestle 
with MTG, maybe Luchadora RubĂ­ ?   And LIndsay Graham? a whole tag team of 
mostly naked Luchadors who are especially trained to be "firm but gentle" with 
him, maybe even pass him around a circle?

Or maybe a series of SWATtings with a mysterious "man in black" (MIB) standing 
back supervising the operation?   Preferably the MIB is a man with a slim 
build, grey hair, a crooked smile and aviator glasses.   Maybe laser-pointers 
in his AR glasses such than wherever those laser dots land, the SWAT team gives 
the individual a little "extra" attention?  Lots of wet-noodle, limp-dishrag 
"smacking around".   No significant damage, maybe just lots of humiliation.  
Maybe clips from the body-cams of the SWATs automatically submitted to SCOTUS 
and Faux News for review to see if anyone step over the "official acts" line 
(with a copy of the executive order giving them permission to bitchslap each of 
the individuals named and an open pardon in case they somehow overstep, etc."

Jeffries and Harris (as President of Senate) draft legislation forbidding all 
this kind of shite (and the kind MAGA is ideating on as well) for the full 
bodies to vote on.  Maybe we can slam a few loopholes shut in a hurry?

Sort of an absurdist Krystalnacht of the Spotless Mind for the MAGAs?

No end of the fun to be had inside the "Unbearable Lightness of MY Spotless 
Mind" when these Socio-Political-Cultural inflection points pass before it.   I 
should probably turn off all the (physical) screens in my view and let the 
virtual ones inside my skull wind down a little?  

Oh, but the limbic chaos it engenders!

- Stave

 

On 7/1/24 10:32 AM, Marcus Daniels wrote:

Besides the heroic act of following LBJ, another one could be to deal with 
Trump.  Hard to punish an old person with threat of incarceration.  His defense 
could last years until he died, and meanwhile they argue diminished capacity.   
Let's go Dark Brandon.
 
-----Original Message-----
From: Friam  <mailto:friam-boun...@redfish.com> <friam-boun...@redfish.com> On 
Behalf Of glen
Sent: Monday, July 1, 2024 9:25 AM
To: friam@redfish.com <mailto:friam@redfish.com> 
Subject: Re: [FRIAM] [un]official disambiguation?
 
I don't think so. E.g. Trump's threat to fire the AG for not opening 
investigations seems official, if a bit unethical. So the righties' rhetoric 
about "Biden's persecution of Trump" is nonsense. It would (now) be a clearly 
official act for Biden to threaten the AG for refusing to open an investigation 
into Trump. But the conclusions of that investigation are another matter. The 
effects of such acts percolate down through the admin, then back up through the 
courts. What's missing in action is the 3rd branch, here. And I think it's safe 
to claim the Senate bears most of the responsibility for a defunkt legislature.
 
Anyway, the hysteria on all sides to this ruling seem similar to the Dems' 
hysteria w.r.t. Biden's debate performance. It's like everyone's lost their 
executive function. I'm starting to think we need to send every citizen through 
pilot training so they can learn to stay calm under duress ... and I'm normally 
the first to insult the Rationalists. 8^D
 
On 7/1/24 08:49, Marcus Daniels wrote:

The "outer perimeter" would allow Biden to through Trump in a dungeon, etc.  No?
 
-----Original Message-----
From: Friam  <mailto:friam-boun...@redfish.com> <friam-boun...@redfish.com> On 
Behalf Of glen
Sent: Monday, July 1, 2024 7:59 AM
To: friam@redfish.com <mailto:friam@redfish.com> 
Subject: [FRIAM] [un]official disambiguation?
 
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/live/2024/jul/01/supreme-court-trump-immunity-claim-decision-updates#top-of-blog
 
Anyone care to take a stab at explaining why the ruling doesn't simply kick the 
can down the road a bit? I mean, how could (say) hiding secret documents, riot 
incitation at a campaign event, etc. be considered official acts of the Office 
of the President? I suppose I can see some of the evidence being thrown out, 
like claims about POTUS not getting involved in protecting the Capitol 
building. But is this ruling really that damaging to the prosecution's case?
 

 
 





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