Welll nick you did you hear about the pickey skelton shopper? You could say he has a bone to pick with you.
On Wed, Oct 16, 2019 at 11:30 AM uǝlƃ ☣ <geprope...@gmail.com> wrote: > https://lmgtfy.com/?q=james+veitch > > On 10/16/19 10:26 AM, Nick Thompson wrote: > > Dear Fellow Friamers, > > > > > > > > Has anybody ever tried to turn the tables on a Nigerian Prince Scammer? > So, > > I agree that you are going send me a million dollars, and I agree that I > > have to, say, send you $1000 dollars, to facilitate the transfer, but I > ask > > you, the scammer, first to send ME a check for $100 dollars to establish > the > > validity of your bank account, before I send you my thousand? Defectors > all > > the way down? In the end, I am offering to send you penny in order to > > receive a dime. The whole thing collapses when there are no smaller > > denominations. > > > > > > > > Did any of you hear that marvelous This American Life episode in which > the > > bored homeowner decided to respond to the Carpet Cleaning cold caller, by > > asking, in a tentative, nervous sort of way, if the carpet cleaner could > > clean blood. Yes. "I mean, human blood?" Uh, yes. And when assured > that it > > could, "Could he clean blood off WALLS?". And when assured on that > point, > > too, could the carpet cleaner come NOW! > > > > > > > > The police officer who appeared at his door, after seeing that there was > in > > fact no blood, arrested the home owner. When he asked why, the officer > > said, "I don't know; we'll figure something out in the car." > > > > > > > > Yes. I know. I need to get a life. > > -- > ☣ uǝlƃ > > ============================================================ > FRIAM Applied Complexity Group listserv > Meets Fridays 9a-11:30 at cafe at St. John's College > to unsubscribe http://redfish.com/mailman/listinfo/friam_redfish.com > archives back to 2003: http://friam.471366.n2.nabble.com/ > FRIAM-COMIC <http://friam.471366.n2.nabble.com/FRIAM-COMIC> > http://friam-comic.blogspot.com/ by Dr. Strangelove >
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