2011/7/29 Marcelo Gondim <gon...@bsdinfo.com.br>: > HahaHah essa vai aqui como homenagem para todos: > > > The genesis.log from God's Unix System > > #In the beginning was the computer. And God said > :Let there be light! > #You have not signed on > :God. > #Enter user password. > :Omniscient. > #Password Incorrect. Try again! > :Omnipotent. > #Password Incorrect. Try again! > :Technocrat. > #And God signed on 12:01 a.m., Sunday, March 1. > :Let there be light! > #Unrecognizable command. Try again! > :Create light. > #Done. > :Run heaven and earth. > #And God created Day and Night. And God saw there were 0 errors. > #And God signed off at 12:02 a.m., Sunday, March 1. > #And God signed on at 12:00 a.m., Monday, March 2. > :Let there be firmament in the midst of the water and > #Unrecognizable command! Try again! > :Create firmament. > #Done. > :Run firmament. > #And God divided the waters. And God saw there were 0 errors. > #And God signed off at 12:01 a.m., Monday, March 2. > #And God signed on at 12:00 a.m., Tuesday, March 3. > :Let the waters under heaven be gathered together unto one place and let > the dry land appear and > #Too many characters in string specification! Try again. > :Create dryland. > #Done! > :Run dryland. > #And God created Earth and Seas. And God saw there were 0 errors. > #And God signed off at 12:01 a.m., Tuesday, March 3. > #And God signed on at 12:00 a.m., Wednesday, March 4. > :Create lights in the firmament to divide the day from the night. > #Unspecified type. Try again! > :Create sunmoonstars. > #And God created Sun, Moon, Stars. And God saw there were 0 errors. > #And God signed off at 12:01 a.m., Wednesday, March 4. > #And God signed on at 12:00 a.m., Thursday, March 5. > :Create fish. > #Done. > :Create fowl. > #Done. > :Run fish'nfowl. > #And God created the great sea monsters and every living creature that > creepeth wherewith the waters swarmed after its kind and every winged > fowl after its kind. > 0 errors. > #And God signed off at 12:01 a.m., Thursday, March 5. > #And God signed on at 12:00 a.m., Friday, March 6. > :Create cattle. > #Done. > :Create creepy things. > #Done. > :Now let us make man in our image. > #Unspecified type! Try again. > :Create man. > #Done. > :Be fruitful and multiply and replenish the earth and subdue it and have > dominion over the fish of the sea and over of the fowl of the air and > over every living thing that creepeth upon the earth. > #Too many command operands! Try again. > :Run multiplication. > #Execution terminated. 6 errors. > :Insert breath. > #O.K. > :Run multiplication. > #Execution terminated. 5 errors. > :Move man to Garden of Eden. > #File Garden of Eden does not exist. > :Create Gard.En. > #Done. > :Move man to Gard.En. > #O.K. > :Run multiplication. > #Execution terminated. 4 errors. > :Copy woman from man. > #O.K. > :Run multiplication. > #Execution terminated. 3 errors. > :Insert woman into man. > #Illegal parameters. Try again! > :Insert man into woman. > #O.K. > :Run multiplication. > #Execution terminated. 2 errors. > :Create desire. > #Done. > :Run multiplication. > #And God saw man'nwoman being fruitful and multiplying in the Gard.En. > #Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 errors. > :Create freewill. > #Done. > :Run freewill. > #And God saw man'nwoman being fruitful and multiplying in the Gard.En. > #Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 errors. > :Undo desire. > #Desire cannot be undone once freewill is created. > :Destroy freewill. > #Freewill is an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed. > #Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help. > :Help! > #Desire cannot be undone once freewill is created. > #Freewill is an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed. > #Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help. > :Create Treeofknowledge. > #And God saw man'nwoman being fruitful and multiplying in the Gard.En. > #Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 errors. > :Create good'nevil. > #Done. > :Activate evil. > #And God saw he had created shame. > #Warning: System error in sector E95. Man'nwoman not in Gard.En. > #1 errors. > :Scan Gard.En. for man'nwoman. > #Man'nwoman cannot be located. Try again! > :Search Gard.En. for man'nwoman. > #Search failed. > :Delete shame. > #Shame cannot be deleted once evil has been activated. > :Destroy freewill. > #Freewill an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed. > :Stop! > #Unrecognizable command. Try again. > :Break > :Break > :Break > #ATTENTION ALL USERS: SERVER GOING DOWN IN 5 MINS FOR REGULAR > DAY OF MAINTENANCE AND REST. PLEASE SIGN OFF NOW. > :Create new world. > #You have exceeded your allotted file space. You must destroy old files > before new ones can be created. > :Destroy earth. > #Destroy earth. Please confirm. > #SERVER SHUTTING DOWN. SERVICES WILL RESUME ON SUNDAY MARCH 8 > AT 6:00 A.M. YOU MUST SIGN OFF NOW! > #And God signed off at 11:59 p.m., Friday, March 6. > > Ref: http://www.summum.us/potpourri/humor/genesislog.shtml
Conheço esta a mais de 15 anos, mas adoro. Muito boa. João Rocha. > ------------------------- > Histórico: http://www.fug.com.br/historico/html/freebsd/ > Sair da lista: https://www.fug.com.br/mailman/listinfo/freebsd > -- "Sempre se apanha mais com as menores besteiras. Experiência própria." http://jgoffredo.blogspot.com goffr...@gmail.com ------------------------- Histórico: http://www.fug.com.br/historico/html/freebsd/ Sair da lista: https://www.fug.com.br/mailman/listinfo/freebsd
