Hi!
On Thu, Apr 06, 2006 at 05:29:16PM +0200, Holger Kipp wrote:
> # ATTENTION
> [...]
> (*) which most people will ignore -- they also ignore the
> relevant handbook-entries and they would also ignore
> different tag-names like -SHOOTYOURSELFINTHEFOOT or
> -REALLYVERYUNSTABLE, -READTHEHANDBOOKBEFORETRACKINGTHIS
> <sigh>
Right from FreeBSD's fortune cookie database:
Congratulations! You have purchased an extremely fine device that
would give you thousands of years of trouble-free service, except that
you undoubtably will destroy it via some typical bonehead consumer
maneuver. Which is why we ask you to PLEASE FOR GOD'S SAKE READ THIS
OWNER'S MANUAL CAREFULLY BEFORE YOU UNPACK THE DEVICE. YOU ALREADY
UNPACKED IT, DIDN'T YOU? YOU UNPACKED IT AND PLUGGED IT IN AND TURNED
IT ON AND FIDDLED WITH THE KNOBS, AND NOW YOUR CHILD, THE SAME CHILD
WHO ONCE SHOVED A POLISH SAUSAGE INTO YOUR VIDEOCASSETTE RECORDER AND
SET IT ON "FAST FORWARD", THIS CHILD ALSO IS FIDDLING WITH THE KNOBS,
RIGHT? AND YOU'RE JUST NOW STARTING TO READ THE INSTRUCTIONS,
RIGHT??? WE MIGHT AS WELL JUST BREAK THESE DEVICES RIGHT AT THE
FACTORY BEFORE WE SHIP THEM OUT, YOU KNOW THAT?
-- Dave Barry, "Read This First!"
SCNR,
Patrick
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