-----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- Hash: SHA1 On Saturday 30 November 2002 7:13 pm, Carroll Grigsby wrote: > On Saturday 30 November 2002 07:17 pm, James Sparenberg wrote: > > On Sat, 2002-11-30 at 15:48, Carroll Grigsby wrote: > > > On Saturday 30 November 2002 03:27 pm, James Sparenberg wrote: > > > > I'll second chrootkit. I actually use it pro-actively on all of my > > > > servers and re-actively on ones people suspect have been hacked and > > > > want me to test. It has found problems and from what one of my > > > > friends tells me ... a hacker (They managed to find a "salesman" who > > > > was creating his own network for file sharing by root kitting company > > > > servers.) > > > > > > > > James > > > > > > James: > > > C'mon -- a salesman smart enough to hack a server on purpose? I just > > > can't believe it. They're the guys who were the inspiration for all of > > > the cupholder jokes. > > > > How much intelligence does it take to download script kiddy scripts and > > run them? If it took intelligence 90% of the hackers would be back > > trying to figure out how to get unlimited turns in pong. > > > > James > > James: > We're talking salesmen here -- living proof that the Neanderthals did > survive. Fast forward to some time in the future when medical science has > perfected brain transplants. > Doctor: "I'm afraid I have some bad news for you. You have a brain tumor, > and the only thing that I can do for you is a brain transplant." > Patient: "Wow, that's scary. How much is that going to cost?" > Doctor: "It depends on what kind of brain that we transplant. The cost is > based on the weight of the brain. For example, a brain from an ordinary > person runs $1,000 a pound. Now, if you can afford more, you can have an > engineer's brain for $3,000 a pound. About the same for programmers. The > going rate for doctors' and lawyers' brains is $7,500 a pound. And then > there are rocket scientists' brains; figure $10,000 to $12,000 a pound." > Patient: "Gee, that sounds expensive." > Doctor: "Not really. Salesmen's brains run $100,000 a pound." > Patient: "Why are salemsen's brains so expensive?" > Doctor: "Actually it's pretty cheap when you figure how many salesmen we > have to kill to get a pound of brains." > -- cmg
ROFLMAO! Thank you for that joke! I needed that. - -- - ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Altoine B Maximum Time Unlimited Chicago Based and Operated http://pgp.mit.edu - ------------------------------------------------------------------------ "Dump the condiments. If we are to be eaten, we don't need to taste good." - -- "Visionaries" cartoon - ------------------------------------------------------------------------ 2.4.19-19nds Mandrake Linux release 9.1 (Cooker) for i586 - ------------------------------------------------------------------------ -----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE----- Version: GnuPG v1.2.1 (GNU/Linux) iD8DBQE96XPtxjybQmhmUgYRAhr4AJ96R8xGhxr8MXpvm/prtaKcujOo4gCeO8vK Ne7m7LxdYatqkwa0Xq/rbK4= =GkuS -----END PGP SIGNATURE-----
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