On 12 Dec 2013, at 19:27, [email protected] wrote:
As the great philosopher Tex Williams once wrote-
Now I'm a feller with a heart of gold
And the ways of a gentleman I've been told
The kind of guy that wouldn't even harm a flea
But if me and a certain character met
The guy that invented the cigarette
I'd murder that son-of-a-gun in the first degree
It ain't cuz I don't smoke myself
And I don't reckon that it'll harm your health
Smoked all my life and I ain't dead yet
But nicotine slaves are all the same
At a pettin' party or a poker game
Everything gotta stop while they have a cigarette
Smoke, smoke, smoke that cigarette
Puff, puff, puff and if you smoke yourself to death
Tell St. Peter at the Golden Gate
That you hate to make him wait
But you just gotta have another cigarette
On this planet, tobacco is the killer one, and is known to hook 75% of
those who try it, in his combustion form.
Yes, the addiction is such that in those severe days, the tobacco
consumers will be confronted with the cold winter when smoking outside.
Unless they use oral tobacco, of course.
But how can we, in this insane misinformation time, explain to the
kids that what is really dangerous for their health, is the addition
of tobacco, the hard drug, in the cannabis joint? Well, that will be
more easy in Uruguay, now.
Then addiction can be cured, ... once we stop making the cure
illegal. Of course.
Well, thanks to the devil, if he is human enough to let someone burn a
last cigarette, before burning he or she for eternity.
And St Peeter, in my humble opinion, might just say: "- no problem,
in Heaven, you can smoke all plants you want, and here is the nectar
of the Gods, don't hesitate to serve yourselve. God is happy when you
enjoy his many creations and discoveries, with self-moderation, of
course".
The only plant you should never smoke in Heaven is Salvia.
That one irresistibly brings you back on Earth, and then you think "I
though I was dead".
Thanks for the poem, I like a guy saying that he wouldn't not even
harm a fly, and promised two lines below to murder in the first
degree a human ... for a discovery he made.
Take it easy, and
Happy Christmas to All (Believers, Disbelievers and Non Believers, in
This or That)
Bruno
-----Original Message-----
From: Bruno Marchal <[email protected]>
To: everything-list <[email protected]>
Sent: Thu, Dec 12, 2013 1:04 pm
Subject: Re: Uruguay
On 12 Dec 2013, at 18:31, meekerdb wrote:
Is it true that you're transferring to the University of Uruguay,
Bruno?
Yes, but not exactly. Apparently I will be triplicated in
Washington, Colorado, *and* Uruguay.
At the biochemical level, for sure!
:)
Bruno
Brent
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