'ChicagoPD no help, said not allowed to drive with poop obstructed windshield'
% A hate crime just in time for Valentines day ... ?An Alsop2 Chicagoan? http://electric-vehicle-discussion-list.413529.n4.nabble.com/Musk-dissociating-from-an-annoying-customer-who-isn-t-worth-the-trouble-tp4680276.html % http://www.gq.com/story/who-pooped-on-this-guys-tesla Who Pooped on This Guy's Tesla? February 5, 2016 CHRIS GAYOMALI [link (original CL ad has been removed) https://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/mis/5425400537.html This posting has been flagged for removal. (The title on the listings page will be removed in just a few minutes.) tweet (screen capture of CL ad before it was removed) https://twitter.com/barryap1/status/695351786324914176 Barry Petchesky @barryap1 Here's the now-flagged Craigslist posting on the guy looking for whoever pooped on his Tesla Model X. https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CaZiw8aUYAM74RL.png 1:02 PM - 4 Feb 2016 ] A Chicago man who goes by "Michael" took to Craigslist to air his grievances Now I'm no Tesla owner. But say I were a Tesla owner? You're darn tootin' I wouldn't appreciate it if someone took a steamy hot dump all over my clean windshield. Unfortunately, that's what apparently happened to this poor Chicago guy named "Michael" who took to Craigslist to kvetch about a very inconspicuous poop someone had left on the windshield of his nice Model X. And now he's out for VENGEANCE. Let's just pretend this is real, k? -Obviously I have a large degree of humility when writing this because I am seeking people out here to see if anyone has any information about who may have taken a gigantic shit on the windshield of my brand new Tesla Model X. This has to be a joke. -This is not a joke. Very dope, thank you for clarifying that. "Michael" goes on: -Now I know a lot of people might find this funny but my date was really traumatized by the whole thing and I have zero leads. What's more, the CPD "absolutely refused" to help me, a tax paying citizen, clean the shit off of my car. But they obviously didn't hesitate to tell me I could not drive with the poop on my windshield because it would obstruct my visibility. I had to use a redeye magazine and bottle of water to clean it off and that sucked. Imagine the obituary. (Cause of death: too much poop on windshield, couldn't see.) "Michael" concludes his note with a threat ("I will find you") and that the poop-layin' perp better lawyer the hell up, because "taking dumps on a person's car is something children do, not adults." Hell hath no fury like a Tesla owner wrapping up a date only to find adult poops all over his electric vehicle. [© gq.com 2016 Condé Nast] For EVLN EV-newswire posts use: http://evdl.org/evln/ {brucedp.150m.com} -- View this message in context: http://electric-vehicle-discussion-list.413529.n4.nabble.com/Tesla-X-owner-wrapping-up-a-date-found-human-poop-all-over-his-EV-tp4680316.html Sent from the Electric Vehicle Discussion List mailing list archive at Nabble.com. _______________________________________________ UNSUBSCRIBE: http://www.evdl.org/help/index.html#usub http://lists.evdl.org/listinfo.cgi/ev-evdl.org Read EVAngel's EV News at http://evdl.org/evln/ Please discuss EV drag racing at NEDRA (http://groups.yahoo.com/group/NEDRA)
