fortunes ref : Requesting for help (fortunes) thanks to edua...@kalinowski.com.br for his #436.
Style Excuse Server : outage BOFH excuse #3:electromagnetic radiation from satellite debris BOFH excuse #10:hardware stress fractures BOFH excuse #14:sounds like a Windows problem, try calling Microsoft support BOFH excuse #16:somebody was calculating pi on the server BOFH excuse #20:divide-by-zero error BOFH excuse #24:network packets travelling uphill (use a carrier pigeon) BOFH excuse #31:cellular telephone interference BOFH excuse #34:(l)user error BOFH excuse #39:terrorist activities BOFH excuse #43:boss forgot system password BOFH excuse #50:Change in Earth's rotational speed BOFH excuse #58:high pressure system failure BOFH excuse #61:not approved by the FCC BOFH excuse #72:Satan did it BOFH excuse #73:Daemons did it BOFH excuse #74:You're out of memory BOFH excuse #78:Yes, yes, its called a design limitation BOFH excuse #138:BNC (brain not connected) BOFH excuse #148:Insert coin for new game BOFH excuse #157:Incorrect time synchronization BOFH excuse #174:Backbone adjustment BOFH excuse #206:Police are examining all internet packets in the search for a narco-net-trafficker BOFH excuse #210:We didn't pay the Internet bill and it's been cut off. BOFH excuse #215:High nuclear activity in your area. BOFH excuse #256:You need to install an RTFM interface. BOFH excuse #260:We're upgrading /dev/null BOFH excuse #392:It's union rules. There's nothing we can do about it. Sorry. BOFH excuse #394:Jupiter is aligned with Mars. Take care : Tor blog team & foss dev uses all these one. Happy new year !
