Ric Moore wrote: > On 04/23/2017 09:33 PM, songbird wrote: >> when my computer is turned off the clock >> runs slow. >> >> when my computer is turned on the clock >> runs fast. >> >> so any single adjustment in /etc/adjtime >> doesn't work (as my number of hours off or >> on the computer each day may change). > > You may have reached level 7, where time and space no longer are > relative to your construct of reality. Then you have reached level 7. To > test this, use a level 6 exercise where you peer at a distant person, > between a thumb and forefinger, and close those fingers to squash their > head like a grape. When you open your fingers again, they will be > miraculously restored. If you can do this, you may truly be a level 7.
or a fan of Kids in the Hall... :) 20 Helens Agree... > Level 8 awaits next where you will be able to channel Legba, the Lua of > Digital Highways and Keeper of USB Keys. Keep in mind that Legba likes > gifts of strong drink and tobacco. Please do no harm, only good, with > your new Computer Voodoo powers. :) Ti-Jean-Petro (channeled by Ric) i could use some. i have fallen into an odd state this past week. songbird
