On Sun, 2003-10-19 at 09:05, David Jardine wrote: > On Sat, Oct 18, 2003 at 06:56:13PM -0500, Ron Johnson wrote: > > > > IF (I LIKE BEER) AND (THERE IS BEER IN THE FRIDGE) THEN > > GO GET A "BUD" > > END IF > > > > IF (THE FOOTBALL GAME IS ON TV) THEN > > TURN ON TV TO ESPN > > IF (BEER IN HAND) THEN > > WHILE (BOTTLE NOT FULL) > > DRINK BEER > > END WHILE > > SCREAM AT OLD LADY FOR MORE BEER > > + IF (OLD LADY SCREAMS AT YOU FOR CALLING FOR MORE BEER WHILE YOU HAVE A FULL > BOTTLE IN YOUR HAND) ...
+ THEN + SWIG THE REST OF IT DOWN + THROW THE BOTTLE AT HERE + TELL HERE YOU SHOULD HAVE MARRIED HER SISTER + END IF Of course, if I ever did that to *my* wife, she'd beat me with a baseball bat! Besides, Bud is really, really nasty. -- ----------------------------------------------------------------- Ron Johnson, Jr. [EMAIL PROTECTED] Jefferson, LA USA "Fair is where you take your cows to be judged." Unknown -- To UNSUBSCRIBE, email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with a subject of "unsubscribe". Trouble? Contact [EMAIL PROTECTED]
