On Wed, 2003-08-27 at 14:45, Pigeon wrote: --snip-- > The tide really turned in Russia after an exploit against Microsoft > Powerpoint caused Vladimir Putin's presentation to the United Nations > to inform the assembled delegates that their mother was a hamster and > their father smelt of elderberries. A purge on all Microsoft products > followed and several million Windoze CDs were ceremonially burned in > front of the Kremlin. Bill Gates despatched himself to Russia to try > and restore Microsoft's fortunes; his limousine stalled on a level > crossing; the driver escaped, but the rear doors apparently jammed and > Gates was crushed by a train. Within months every computer in Russia > was running Linux, computer dysfunctionality dropped to minimal levels > and the effect on Russia's economy was such that the West was forced > to follow their example. The change was slow initially, but once > enough Western organisations had installed Linux that its success was > shown to be no peculiarity of Russia, market forces did the rest, and > Microsoft disintegrated. > > Oops, sorry, we haven't got that far yet...
You silly English K-nigit! Getting my hopes all up hoping that Gates was dead! How rude! :) -- Alex Malinovich Support Free Software, delete your Windows partition TODAY! Encrypted mail preferred. You can get my public key from any of the pgp.net keyservers. Key ID: A6D24837
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