Turns out it was Bastille leftovers (most likely). A few programs in /sbin had 000 permissions, including swap* and hwclock (hence my time issues)... Swap mounts now.
There was supposed to be an undo file in /var/log/Bastille/backup but i couldn't find none, and purging said package didn't revert the changes... -- () ascii ribbon campaign - against html e-mail /\ ascii-rubanda kampajno - kontraŭ html-a retpoŝto -- To UNSUBSCRIBE, email to debian-user-requ...@lists.debian.org with a subject of "unsubscribe". Trouble? Contact listmas...@lists.debian.org