Ron Johnson wrote: > Steve Lamb wrote: >> Well, except for Oregon. Up there they're too dumb to pump their >> own gas without dribbling all over the place. Can't trust any >> place that mandates people not to touch a gas pump.
> Say that again?
Oregon requires people, by law, to not pump their own gas. Only employees
of the gas station may pump gas. Kind of a shock for anyone who's used to
pumping their own gas (which is to say, the other 49 states of the union) when
they get there.
Of course I just spin it that it is because of the average Oregonian being
incapable of doing so without dribbling; an indirect dig on Paul's penile aim.
What can I say, I'm catty when it comes to self-important blow-hards who
gladly point out any fault in the rest of the world while covering up their
own faults by blaming the rest of the world when they experience problems.
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Steve C. Lamb | But who decides what they dream?
PGP Key: 8B6E99C5 | And dream I do...
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