Off Topic -- little motherboard

[Jesse Lee]

can I get a small MB? The smallest I have found is about 9.5 X 9.5 inches. I'd like to find one thats about 7X6 maybe or 7X7. All it needs to have is one or 2 pci slots, 2 serial and one parallel port, usb would be nice. I'd like it to be have the ppga celeron socket but I would settle for a K6 socket 7 (I think thats what its called). doesnt need much room for RAM maybe 2 slots. On board sound is pretty much needed. let me reiterate, the smaller the better! does such a motherboard exist? I have searched the web for hours and cant find one! you guys might be my last resort.   any help is appreciated, I dont even know what exactly to look for!   Thanks all   Jesse Lee