On Thu, 3 Dec 1998, David Stern wrote:
> On Thu, 03 Dec 1998 04:09:47 PST, Steve Lamb wrote:
> >
> > On Fri, Dec 04, 1998 at 12:06:10AM +1300, Michael Beattie wrote:
> > > Sorry for the dig, but "Only in America"
> >
> > America has nothing to do with it. Only in the net-idiot land of
> > Gatesville and Windowstown.
Okay... Gatesville is in Redmond, and Windowstown? That must be american.
It's Windowscity over here. I hardly know anyone that uses a non-M$ OS.
> Not exactly. Christmas email reindeer animations were a conspired by a
> renegade faction of Santa's elves who have ties with Microsoft
> headquarters hometown, Redmond, WA (U.S.) city officials.
>
> In response to the U.S. Justice Department Microsoft antitrust lawsuit
> investigation, Redmond city mayor said regarding the allegation of ties
> to Santa's elves: "I don't remember .. I don't know what that means".
Something stinks of Bill here.
> The U.S. Justice Department now believes a splinter group of the
> Santa's elves faction has fled to New Zealand and that Christmas email
> reindeer animations will increase dramatically by December 25,
> particularly for Debian Linux users.
ARRRGGHHH!!! NO!
Michael Beattie ([EMAIL PROTECTED])
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