THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS JEWISH > > - He went into His father's business. > > - He lived at home until He was 30. > > - His Mother was sure He was God. > > > THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS IRISH > > - He never got married. > > - He was always telling amazing stories. > > - He loved green pastures. > > > THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS PUERTO RICAN > > - His first name was Jesus. > > - He was bilingual. > > - He was always being harassed by the authorities. > > > THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS ITALIAN > > - He talked with his hands. > > - He had wine with every meal. > > - He worked in the building trades. > > > THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS BLACK > > - He called everybody "brother". > > - He liked Gospel. > > - He couldn't get a fair trial. > > > THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS A CALIFORNIAN > > - He had long hair. > > - He walked around barefoot. > > - He started a new religion. > > AND MAYBE, JUST MAYBE... JESUS WAS A WOMAN - He had to feed a crowd, at a moment's notice, when there was no food. - He kept trying to get the message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it. - Even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was more work to do.
______________________________________________________ Heather Tanguay Senior Contract Administrator Bombardier Aerospace, Defence Systems (450) 476-4982 [EMAIL PROTECTED]
