Branden Robinson <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> writes: > On Thu, Nov 21, 2002 at 02:07:23PM -0800, Thomas Bushnell, BSG wrote: >> > Well, a likelihood is not a certainly. I, for one, certainly agree with >> > him that kissing girls is a goodness that beats the hell out of card >> > games... >> >> Not me! I'd much rather be kissing Johnny Depp. > > Johnny Depp isn't a girl? > > OOOH! BURN! /me launches into a drum solo > > That's just fine with me, Thomas; you take Johnny Depp and I'll take > the forgettable leftovers that are his co-stars, like Christina Ricci[1] > and Heather Graham. Rrrrrowr. > > [1] though the weird crash diet she went on over the past year or so was > a big, big mistake -- I thought the goal of diets was to, er, *lose* ten > pounds or so...not *weigh* ten pounds or so
I thought that was the weight limit required to be on Ally McBeal... However, I can't say I have much attraction to any girl whose forehead rivals the size of some small nations. > Eventually, we'll get so far off-topic we'll come full-circle, I reckon. With a wide radius, apparently. -- Curse my natural showmanship!
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