Christian PERRIER dijo [Fri, Aug 16, 2013 at 01:57:44PM +0200]:
> ${DEITY} will be allowed to burn you into ashes with the help of The
> Holy HandSock of Antioch. ${DEITY} assaults can be witnessed by
> anybody and still remain valid (after all, I am ${DEITY}, am I
> not?). The only way to stop ${DEITY} attacks is by handing Me a piece
> of cheese, or reaching the Bar (The Bar is a Sacred Place, where only
> Peace, Beer, Cheese and Happiness shall happen). A piece of cheese
> will buy you 3 hours of invicibility against The Holy Sock of Antioch.
>
> Assassins survivors, you've been warned, watch your back and get
> cheese.
Keep in mind that it has been observed that the range of objects
accepted by ${DEITY} as cheese is quite large. You might be able to
convince ${DEITY} by trying any material where a non-zero percentage
of it was at some point inside a live animal's mammary gland.
Be creative!
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