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Joke of the day
A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf course, became
confused as to where he was on the course. Looking around, he saw a lady
playing ahead of him. He walked up to her, explained his confusion and
asked her if she knew what hole he was playing. "I'm on the 7th hole,"
she replied, "and you are a hole behind me. So you must be on the
6th hole." He thanked her and went back to his golf. On the back
nine, the same thing happened and he approached her again with the same
request. "I'm on number 14, and you're still a hole behind, so you
must be on the 13th hole." Once again he thanked her and returned
to his play. He finished his round and went to the clubhouse where he
saw the same lady sitting at the end of the bar. He asked the bartender
if he knew the lady. The bartender said that she was a sales lady and
played the course often. He approached her and said, "Let me buy
you a drink in appreciation for your help. I understand that you're in
the sales profession. I'm in sales also. What do you sell?" "I'll
tell you, but you're going to laugh," she replied. "No, I won't."
"Well, if you must know," she answered, "I work for Tampax."
With that, he laughed so hard he almost fell off the bar stool. "See,"
she said. "I knew you'd laugh!" "That's not what I'm laughing
at," he replied, "I'm a salesman for Preparation H, so I'm still
a hole behind you." |
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