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That's what we do, friend; an' if your party wants to join us we'll do
our best to make you comf'table, bein' as you're shipwrecked an' need
helpJust then a loud laugh came from another group, where the elder sailor
had been trying to explain Rob's method of flying through the air
Laugh all you want to, said the sailor, sullenly; it's true--ev'ry word of
it! Mebbe you think it, friend, answered a big, good-natured fisherman; but
it's well known that shipwrecked folks go crazy sometimes, an' imagine
strange things