Boob Factor...

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sending over 1 BILLION jokes every year! CYPHER , This is Definitely The World's Largest Daily Joke Network March 24, 2003 Quote of the Day Most of the important things in the world have been accomplished by people who have kept on trying when there seemed to be no hope at all. Dale Carnegie Jokemaster's Note A lot of you wrote back to me to tell me that they noticed that Tom Brokaw had a problem pronouncing words, some of you said he's drunk and one member explained how Tom Brokaw had a stroke and he's reporting about the war against doctor's orders. I didn't hear that Tom Brokaw had a stroke...I would think that would be in the news...don't know... I still have trouble understanding him...and his whole body is in action when he's reporting...he moves his body when he speaks to emphasize certain parts of his report. Now some have reported that 007 or Peter Jennings doesn't believe in education and he actually said, "Education isn't important." I never heard him say that although he only has a high school education and did well for himself. Not to change the subject dramatically but after transcribing Tom's report, I watched the next show: Fear Factor. What's with that? Last night's episode should have been called "Boob" Factor...The woman on that show had enormous breasts and the first round is "balancing themselves" on some humongous contraption that moves and circles over water. I'm afraid of heights so I would not be one to last at this exercise...how did they do it? Amazing! Have a great Monday... RESPOND: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Today's Joke A man was tired of being bossed around by his wife, so he went to a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist said he needed to build his self-esteem and so gave him a book on assertiveness, which he read on the way home. He finished the book by the time he reached his house. The man stormed into the house and walked up to his wife. Pointing a finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you to know that - I - am the man of this house, and my word is law! I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you're going to draw me my bath so I can relax. And, when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?" "The funeral director," his wife replied. Pic of the Day It's Monday! Give the Gift of Laughter! Send this e-mail to a friend! Friend's Email JOKE NOTE PIC QUOTE Want More Laughs? Subscribe for FREE! Click below to receive more daily funnies from our various joke lists. Just fill out the easy form! CLICK HERE Going on Vacation? We'll hold your mail and drive you to the airport. CLICK HERE You received this e-mail because when you signed up you agreed to receive Joke-Of-The-Day from The Humor Network. If you don't want to get these letters anymore please click here or send a blank email. © 1997-2001 Optanetwork LLC / The Humor Network of original material and compilation of material. All Rights Reserved. JOKE OF THE DAY is a Registered Trademark of The Humor Network. All rights reserved. No Permission is granted for redistribution of The Humor Network Jokes, cartoons, photos or other material without the expressed written permission of The Humor Network. For info on licensing content, email [EMAIL PROTECTED]