> At 1:08 PM -0800 3/4/03, Tim May quoted: > >"If I'm going to reach out to the the Democrats then I need a third > >hand.There's no way I'm letting go of my wallet or my gun while they're > >around." --attribution uncertain, possibly Gunner, on Usenet
But WAIT! *Which* gun should I hold on to? The Glock in the holster? The 38 in the ankle holster? The Derringer in the little inside pocket? The shotgun in the gun rack next to the samurai sword? Decisions, decisions!
> Would the converse read?
> "If I'm going to reach out to the Republicans then I need a third hand.
> There's no way I'm letting go of my wallet or my freedom while they're around."
But you need your third hand for the spare handcuff key, to undo the other two....
At 12:43 AM 03/05/2003 +0000, anonimo arancio wrote:
If you think your wallet is less at risk with Democrats making the tax law, or if you really think we are having inflation now (versus the risk of deflation), or that the Democrats will keep your taxes down in the future, then you need to run out and take voting lessons so you can make yours count.
He's not saying that - it's just that everybody _knows_ to hang onto their wallets (and their guns, if they've got them) when the Democrats are around, and some people have tended to forget that you also have to hang onto their wallets just as tightly when there are Republicans around.
