Bill Stewart wrote:
> He was a Puerto Rican whose native language was Spanish (he was bilingual),
> but his name was something like Fred Mueller, so he failed the
> Spanish-Surnamed definition used by the bureaucrats.
This reminds me of a black acquaintance of mine whose last name was
"Garcia." This entitled her to double-dip into both the black and
Hispanic coffers of affirmative action.
She was greatly in demand by employers desparate to "balance the
equation." ("Think Like a Dinosaur" springs to mind)
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Eric Michael Cordian 0+
O:.T:.O:. Mathematical Munitions Division
"Do What Thou Wilt Shall Be The Whole Of The Law"