Halle Berry be a fine-ass nigga hoe

[Tim May]

On Sunday, February 16, 2003, at 12:00  PM, Nomen Nescio wrote:

On Sun, 16 Feb 2003 13:37:33 -0800 (PST), John Young wrote:

Jefferson's
reputation has been taking on water at an alarming rate, from
the twin leaks of Sally Hemings and the larger question of
slavery.

If, when you speak of Martin Luther King, Jr., you speak of him
in bed with a white woman, you are a racist. If, when you speak
of Thomas Jefferson, you speak of him NOT in bed with a black
woman, you are a racist.

Likewise, consider Halle Berry. She's at least 3/4 white (mother was of Swedish or somesuch descent, father was a mulatto), and her European genes shine through in her beauty and classic European features. Except for melanin levels, she could be a white person.

But she be black. Or, amongst the liberals, "a woman of color." Or, amongst negroes, "she be a fine-ass nigga hoe!"

She received an Academy Award for a run-of-the-mill performance in "Monster's Ball," where her "acting" consisted mainly of sobbing. Likewise, Denzel Washington got an Academy Award for his routine performance in a sub-par cop film, "Training Day," beating out the amazing performance of Russell Crowe as John Nash in "A Beautiful Mind."

"It's time we make it up to the actors of color, or as they choose to call themselves, the niggaz," said Academy spokesracist Rhett Butler.

And when white men avoid dating black women, for whatever reasons, this is called racist. But when black men date white women, a la O.J. and his white bitch Nicole, this is considered a step forward in race relations, even when he nearly cuts her head off.

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--Tim May