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1) STONEY MAHONEY (tm) Absolutely, the most significant Legal “Personal Choice”; ”Sensitive / Responsive” Primo, non-cannabis / marijuana; non-tobacco “LOOSE-LEAF SMOKA” Botanical on the planet!!!
2) HARMONY SNOOT (tm)…….An inhalant; “MOOD FOOD” designed to help
overcome cocaine and methamphetamine dependencies.
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(Please Note: Definitive product information, pricing and introductory offers are listed in the following text.)
(Please refer to “Introductory Offers” at bottom of this text for further savings!!)
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1) Stoney Mahoney(tm)
“Personal Choice” ~ Primo ~ Exotic Supplemental, Loose-Leaf; “Smoking” Botanical
‘Grand Jester” Variety / Supplemental Agenda
“Absinthium Labyrinthine”Configuration for “most significant” ENHANCEMENT & PLEASURING of Body, Mind & Spirit “Sensitivities”.
“Stimulation / Relaxation / Aphrodisia”
(Significant Paradise Consequence!!)
This is the PERSONAL CHOICE “SENSITIVE / RESPONSIVE” SMOKING (“SMOKA”) PRODUCT WE HAVE BEEN WANTING TO OFFER!!! THIS IS THE PRODUCT AND THE VALUE $$$ THAT YOU HAVE BEEN SEARCHING FOR IN A PERSONAL CHOICE “SENSITIVE / RESPONSIVE” SMOKING PRODUCT!!! THIS IS THE PRODUCT THAT YOU WILL BUY AGAIN & AGAIN!!
Suffice to say, without any hype “Grand Jester” Variety Stoney Mahoney is without a doubt, the most significant, non-invasive, non-cannabis, “Sensitive / Responsive”, personal choice, absolutely legal (cannot fail a drug test), LOOSE-LEAF SMOKA botanical on our planet….probably in the universe!!! Hard to believe that this product is ABSOLUTELY LEGAL!!!.
* Depressive regressive!
* Psychologically uplifting!
* Good-bye stress, anxiety & restlessness!
* Sophisticated, well-balanced “ambiance”.
* Inspires contemplativeness and creativity….
* “Potentiated” & “viripotent”!
* 4 – 5 draws lasts a good, goodly while….
* Sweet aphrodisia!
* Simultaneously; uplifting and relaxing!
* Easy ignition.
* Smooth draw….
* Sweet, heady taste.
* Easy on, easy off!
* SATISFACTION GUARANTEED!!!
* No “munchie” factor.
* No failed drug tests!
Stoney Mahoney botanical is best utilized as a viri-potent “Smoka”, via an herb-pipe or rolling papers. When smoking Stoney (tm), please draw gently as it is a most preeminent “Sensitive / Responsive” Smoke. Both a personal water-pipe (Brass huuka) (water-pipe is included with quarter pound only) and a standard herb-pipe are included for your smoking convenience and delight. Stoney Mahoney is absolutely a “Sweetish” “Sensitive/Responsive” Treat”!!!
Stoney Mahoney (tm) “Sensitive / Responsive” Smoka includes and is potentiated with the following non-irradiated, Mill-Stoned & Honed, exotica botanicals and botanical essences: Dutch Lactuca Virosa, Bulgarian Artemisia absinthium, Yucatan Turnera aphrodisiaca, rare Chinese Valerian ceae, Jamaican Verbena officinalis, Spanish Peumus boldo, and European(flowering tops only) Sarothamnus Scoparius. Stoney Mahoney (tm) does not include any tobacco or any cannabis factors. Stoney Mahoney (tm) does indeed achieve gourmet distinction….upon its own merit....
Stoney Mahoney (tm) is not intended for use during work or while driving. Nor should it be enjoyed during pregnancy. In addition, although no factor in Stoney Mahoney (tm) is illegal or regulated, it is the ethical policy of Exotic Botanical Resources that Stoney Mahoney (tm) not be sold or offered to any person that has not attained at least 21 years of age. All things in their time....
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~ STONEY MAHONEY PRICING ~
one each 2 oz. bag (includes herb-pipe only)….$75.00 plus shipping
two each 4 oz. bag (Quarter Pound ) (includes herb-pipe & personal brass huuka).......................................$125.00 plus shipping
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To place an order via credit card or for customer assistance & product information, please call 1-719-661-3442
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2) HARMONY SNOOT(tm)
“HARMONY SNOOT”™
A botanical supplemental aid for the alleviation of Methamphetamine & Cocaine dependencies!
“Harmony Snoot is a brand new, one of a kind, first of its kind, IT’S-ABOUT-TIME KIND, all natural, ultra-pure, ultra-refined, ultra-absorbable, ultra-“sensitive” botanical supplemental, inhalant formulation which has been designed and created to….and is meant to be engaged….as an holistic, power-botanical ally to help achieve the alleviation of cocaine and methamphetamine chemical dependencies and the physical, mental, spiritual and financial hardships incurred within chemical dependency.
Over the last several years, We have witnessed so many lives, (some of them close to us, some of them not...God Bless them all) the spiritual and psychological rapes and the physical devastations of methamphetamine and cocaine dependencies. We have been appalled, outraged and deeply saddened by the ravages of these conditions and the tragic loss of humane, well-spirited wellness. Given this, we decided to do something about all of this chaos on the material level. Hence, “Harmony Snoot” has been created and is now able to be offered to common market at large. Finally, an entirely natural, non-invasive, ultra-pure, ultra-refined, ultra-“sensitive” congenial product that will truly help to both satisfy and nullify addictive conditions and cravings of methamphetamine and cocaine on a non-invasive, multi-aspect, (body, mind, spirit, bank account) multi-mending level. “Harmony Snoot” is both a weapon and a pleasure. This first-of-a-kind product is absolutely a botanical vehicle w!
ith which one can wean one’s self
off of/away from cocaine and methamphetamine. (These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA.)
Contents: in an exclusive, proprietary formulation of ultra-refined, ultra-pure, ultra-absorbable, non-invasive, extreme high-ratio “Grand Extracts” of Rara Indian Sida unique concentrate (unique PPA-Reduced (less than 0.02% PPA) concentrate containing 1.6% natural, molecularly stable, standardized ephedrine alkoloids; 16 mg. per gram), rare Chinese Chai Hu concentrate & Ye Jiao Teng concentrate & Yuan Zhi concentrate and L-Carnosine.
Grand Extract Attributes:
Indian Sida Concentrate...energizer / pacifier / equalizer / balancer / “pristine” enhancer
Chai Hu…strongest mood-elevator / enhancer in Chinese herbalism
Ye Jiao Teng…restorative
L-Carnosine…restorative
Though non-inhibiting, “Harmony Snoot” is not intended for usage during work or while driving. It should not be engaged during pregnancy. Consult your physician before using this product while taking any prescription medication. Do not use this product if you are taking an MAO inhibitor or drugs for psychiatric conditions or Parkinson’s disease. If you do not know if your prescription drug contains an MAO inhibitor, talk to your doctor before taking this product. Also, ask a doctor before you take this product if you have heart disease, high blood pressure, thyroid disease, diabetes, enlarged prostate gland, or asthma. When engaging this product, you may experience sleeplessness and marginal loss of appetite. Stop use immediately if any allergic reaction (unlikely) occurs. Use with alcohol is not recommended. Although no botanical factor in this product is governed by law, it is the ethical policy of Exotic Botanical Resources that “Harmony Snoot” is not to be offered or so!
ld to any person under the age of
21. Keep in original packaging, and keep out of reach of children.
Recommended Dosage & Usage: Tap out just a bit of Snoot from its bottle. Fashion a ROW , and use a length of a straw (approx. 3 inches in length) to deeply inhale just a bit of Snuff. Just a bit...as “Harmony Snoot” is extremely effective. 50 mg. (1/2 matchbook match, length & width) to 100 mg. (one matchbook match, length & width). Not to exceed 500 mg. per day. Immediate departure from cocaine/methamphetamine usage is advised. However, if you personally determine for yourself that your cocaine/methamphetamine usage should be gradually reduced, you should constantly strive to wean yourself off of and away from all methamphetamine/cocaine usage via the engagement of “Harmony Snoot”. When your cocaine or methamphetamine usage ends, begin and continue to decrease your usage of “Harmony Snoot". Live free. Live well. (Also include in this regimen…. Healthy Diet, Proper Exercise, Self-Discipline & Determination, Faith in Self, Faith in Life, and Faith in God.)
An entirely natural inhalant!
Satisfies on an inhalant level.
Pure molecular structure / Refined, not altered or adulterated.
So pure that the little bit needed to snoot will amaze you!
Body, mind, spirit stimulation/energization!
Promotes the lively art of inspired conversation!
Easy snooting….Easy taste….No nasal run or aggravation.
No synthetics or adulterants!
Not a look-alike / Not a wanna-be!
As Unique as Unique can be in aroma, appearance & signature ambiance.
A profound product!
A Pleasure and a Weapon!
Puts you together; doesn’t take you apart.
Celebrates Life, doesn’t degrade it.
Anti-sadness, Anti-badness!
Anti-confusion, Anti-delusion!
Very Up! Very Happy!
Mood enhancing / Mood stabilizing.
Promotes psychological well-being.
Physiologically, psychologically and spiritually satisfying on all innate levels.
No jitters! No critters!
No jones! No drones!
No tweaking! No geeking!
No hyper-sexuality!
No failed drug test / No need for the damn drugs, anyway, with Harmony Snoot.
Bank account friendly.
Balances / Normalizes / Equalizes
Does not separate you from a State of Grace (Think about Adam & Eve & the apple & all that stuff. Understand that long-term cocaine and, in particular, methamphetamine usage / addiction annihilates States of Grace.)
Truly a botanical supplemental aid that helps to end the madness.
No sulphates - No hydrochlorides.
No funky-ass cuts or whacks!
Non-invasive / Non-addictive.
Easy on – Easy off
Sort of a happy Pixie-Faery Dust…. Shades of Merlin!
This product is so viable even folks without dependency maladies are partaking now and again…
100% money back guarantee…
Pricing:
One each 3 dry oz. bottle of Harmony Snoot(tm)….$85.00… plus shipping
(Includes Snooter)
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To place an order via credit card or for customer assistance & product information, please call To place an order via credit card or for customer assistance & product information, please call 1-719-661-3442
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PLEASE NOTE….
All Exotic Botanical Resource Products are intended for sophisticated adult usage. No Exotic Botanical Resource product is intended for use during pregnancy. and although no factor or product is regulated or illegal, it is the mandatory ethical policy of Exotic Botanical Resources that no XBR product be sold or offered to any person that has not attained at least 21 years of age. All things in their time....
***CUSTOMER APPRECIATION INTRODUCTORY OFFER***
STONEY & SNOOT INTRO OFFER….one each 2 oz. bag of Stoney Mahoney
(incl.herb-pipe & snooter) & one each 3 dry oz. bottle of Harmony Snoot for.........................$125.00
(Reg. Price….$160.00….You Save….$35.00)
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To place an order via credit card or for customer assistance & product information, please call 1-719-661-3442, 10 a.m. to 8 p.m. Mountain Time, Monday through Friday, and Saturday 11 a.m. to 3 p. m.
(All orders are shipped next shipping day, via U.S. Postal Domestic and International Priority Mail) (Domestic Shipping add $7.00…. International Shipping add $22.00.
Finally, thank you for your kind attention. Many Blessings to you and to your loved ones. God Bless America!!!
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