"Porno News Network's website reports that the state of Utah, due to
budgetary cuts, have fired their "Porn Czar," Paula Houston, and will also
disintergate that much-gratuitious political position on April 1.
Well known for being both terminally butt ugly, and being an extremely
anti-porn, heavily religious ex-prosecutor (who,at 43,is still a
virgin!!!), Paula often challenged the First Amendment with her iron-fisted
views of porn, and vowed to do anything to help have it banished off the
face of the Earth. But it looks more like the heavy success of the recent
AVN Expo had convinced Utah state officials to see just how unnecessary it
is to have a "porn czar," or to even have anyone crusade against a
sexually-orientated genre that is more socially powerful,and financially
stable than anyone in Paula's pathetic position.
Everyone in the offices of AVN, Screw, and Hustler are probably celebrating
this news right about now."
jimmyD sez: In celebration, I jerked off to Luke Ford's solitary
porn-directing effort, "What Women Want," thus demonstrating to the State
of Utah, and to Paula Huston, that even the worst of porn is better than no
porn.
See pic at...
http://www.simplyjimmyd.com/
Luke Ford says all the big money is now being made online so it's out of
the hands of all the litle local yokel hitlers.
http://www.lukeford.com/
