In aggressive mergers and acquisition activity yesterday a hostile takeover
of Starbucks and Victoria's secret was announced by pr firms acting for the
International Conglomerate,Black Bloc Industries.In a bold plan to
amalgamate the two business's and extract synergies from an extension of
the combined franchise ('a hooters for yuppies,' description was one un
attributed quote.)the entire 2 for none deal was underwritten by P and I
Youth Inc. the upstart arbitrageur who dazzled the predators ball late last
year. Happy days are here again for shareholder activists and leveraged buy
out bloccers,they do seem to represent the finest example of the
evolutionary spirit.
