Subject: Dead Pool Dispatch To: profrv@etc Say, kids, what time is it!? It's time to go for the gold that lies in the back teeth of the rich and feeble, that's what time it is. We are now accepting entries for The 2003 Invitational* and you can get the full scoop at http://stiffs.com/enter.html right now. Do we need to remind you that the grand prize you'll be vying for is a whopping $2,003.00? Alright, then. We'll just tell you that you'd better not hit your 'Reply' button unless you want to be removed from our mailing list forever. Once you're off it, we can't put you back on, no matter how much money you send us. Let the dying begin! Shalom, Zachariah Love, Commissioner Drew Scharlatt, Social Studies and Greg Hicks, Head Bartender http://stiffs.com - The Home Of The Celebrity Dead Pool *This is not the complete name for our contest, but the last time we sent out a mass mailing, a bunch of them got bounced because some corporate filter thing found a bad word within the letters of Lee's last name. Incredible, but true.
