Why I think the government’s been running such a huge deficit. Trent Lott
didn’t want it operating in the black.
McDonald’s announced for the first time in its history, it will post a
quarterly loss. That’s when you know things are bad – when McDonald’s
stockholders can’t afford to eat at McDonald’s anymore.
It happened again this week. This priest is being accused of molesting
teenage boys while they slept! That’ll teach you kids to nod off in church!
OJ Simpson did an interview with Dan Patrick on ESPN the other night. He
said no matter where he goes, people are very positive towards him. Sure
they are. They’re positive he did it!
Everyone is feeling Christmassy right now. Well today I got a card from the
White House. I was surprised to even be on the list. But the card is really
great; it’s a wonderful scene with the Three Wiseman being chased by a
Predator Drone.
We keep learning more and more about Saddam Hussein. Did you know he has a
copy of the Koran that is written in his own blood? It’s written in his own
blood! How about that – it’s just the same as my contract here at Cypherpunks.
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