When you make mistakes that require 180' corrections,Tim,old mate,its time
to drain the hot tub.No one thinks any less of Ronnie Reagan.(he may even
be smarter now)
A) Out of touch in general,a crashing bore in particular.Sorry,it has to be
said.
b) Dangerous propertarian;call for cage and darts when blockading as
protest is mentioned.Call for backup if real anarchism is mentioned.
c) Nuclear Power,puts hair on your chest.Never saw a tree he didn't want to
chainsaw.
d) Had RaHoWa tattooed on dick,all you can see is now is the 'Ho' and swastika.
e) Terroritorial as a barbary ape,but not as cute.Doesn't smell bad...at first.
f) Dollar short and a day late for any half decent idea.Like most
'anarcho-caps.'
g) Writes like a fat thief but only really complains about the police when
dangerous leftists like Clinton are in power.Actually believes Clinton was
a leftist.
h) Is a brown bomber in the environment of Cali. Drive's huge obnoxious SUV.
i) Thinks and talks like a six year prat when he's not shovelling shit
uphill posing as some kind of cutting edge intellectual. (that had some
slight entertainment value once upon a time.Now the Lunar right is actually
establishing a Forth Reich...
j) Doesn't seem to get much,strokes his pussy and plays with guns,Mmm.
k) Is an intervention in order? What for,to GIVE him drugs? hardly worth it.
l) Thinks he's Hunter s.Thomson when he's really more Rush Limburgher.
m) Eugene,help us out here.How much to freeze Mongo's head?
n) Bigfoot has been found to be a fraud Tim, the jig is up pal.
o) Haven't all the really rad Punks been harrassed by the filth...oh,right.
p) Tim went to school near the CIA,but he really wants to Nuke downtown
DC.The millions of innocents being collateral damage.'Crack a few eggs...'
q) There is no truth to the rumor that Randy Weaver thinks Tim is kind
of...'out there.'
r) R is for rat.This is a dirty job but someone has to do it.Tim accuses
others of ratting him out when he couldn't get arrested as public nuisance.
s) S for Sierra's, have you tried drunk talus running yet Mong? It's a
great way to lose weight.The time spent in hospital recovering from broken
legs and arms.
t) Toxic smoke from Tims Barbie set off smoke alarms in the next state.The
FBI named CARNIVORE after him.
u) In a state where even psycho killers have group therapy,Mongo stands alone.
v) Mong s been so hard up lately he is moonlighting as a model for Crazy
horses,horse on that mountainside sculpture.(well at least part of the Horse.)
w) John Denver flew over Mongo's place once and was so shocked at the sight
of Mong sunbathing,he went out to sea without fuel.
x) Persons reported to be stalking him turned out to be as real as Bigfoot.
y) Mong doesnt fly anymore since the only planes big enough are all in Russia.
z) Kurt Saxon and Mong have reconciled and are thinking of remarriage,El
Topo style.
You belong in a Zoo.
A former Intel employee has pleaded guilty to starting the biggest wildfire
in Cali's history, which destroyed 133 homes and cost more than $US29
million ($51.8 million) to contain.
Tim May, 78, admitted setting fire to federal land and making false
statements to investigators in a plea agreement that calls for a sentence
of 70 months to 87 months in a federal prison. Sentencing was set for
February 21. FINALLY.
