[EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote : >On Sun, 24 Feb 2002, Harmon Seaver wrote: > >> It should be obvious to anyone with half a brain by this time that >> there are only three alternatives for peace in the that area: >> >> 1) The Palistinians can all leave and move to Jordan, which is >> ethnically all the same people anyway. The Israelis made a very stupid >> mistake to allow any of them to stay or come back anyway. >> >> or >> >> 2) The Israelis can all leave, and maybe build a new state floating in >> the sea. >> >> or >> >> 3) Someone can develop a gaseous dispersal form of LSD and blitz the >> whole area with it once a week for a year. > >I vote for number 2. > >-- >Yours, >J.A. Terranson >[EMAIL PROTECTED] > I have some more fun suggestions :
Identify those sites/artifacts that are likely to be an excuse for disagreement. Remove entire sites, stone by stone, bucket by bucket and reconstruct them in Las Vegas. That way they can be visited by anyone with a few bucks for the holy slots. Flat areas remaining can be used for strip malls and fast food joints. If jerusalem is a city they want to fight over, take it away from both of them and set up the UN there. Get those double-parking bastards out of NYC. Redistribute all real estate by lottery. If any party complains about this approach we label them terrorists and declare war on them. This doesn't solve the problem but it treats everyone equally, shakes things up and generates some revenue for the state of Nevada. Mike
