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Securing American Airlines - Free Drugs For All Thu Jan 17 2002 by Bob Millerton Drug Users Anonymous USA spokesperson suggested on Wednesday that all passengers on American Airlines should be drugged and chained, or at the least provided with free narcotics to sedate themselves with. This in turn would provide the absolute security required by the United States citizens to resume their flights. The spokesperson denied to identify herself, but she was adamant in demanding equal treatment from American Airlines to all of its customers, equal to those provided by the Taliban military. 'All the cursomers should be equally sedated during the flights to improved the flight security.' She said. 'It is absolutely pura racism, and nothing more, that only Arabs and especially Taleban should be given drugs during their flights.' American Airlines spokesperson Mike Smith commented that this might improve the airline popularity, and that they could probably cut a deal with the CIA for taking up some of the drugs importing business from them, or at the least have CIA provide the drugs. The CIA press contacts didn't offer any comments in time for this story.
