Steven Furlong <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> writes:
> Marcel Popescu wrote:
> > goat porn <g>
>
> That's not as funny as you think it is.
>
> I used to joke at work about spending all my time looking at porn.
> Then I started to receive porn by email at work. (Best guess is that
> spammers scooped my name from usenet postings; no matter.) OK, so
> then I started joking about kiddie porn. Then I received a picture of
> what certainly seemed like a naked, underage girl. That wasn't
> amusing, so I thought about something offensive and yet ridiculous
> that I could joke about. I started joking about gay animal porn.
> That's a phrase I made up, with no meaning that I was aware of. Well,
> wouldn't you know it, I was sent a picture of two girls and a mule,
> which satisfied the conditions of "gay animal porn".
>
> I'm open to suggestions on where to take this. I _would_ joke about
> lesbian amputee midget scatology pics, but I'm afraid I'd receive
> one...
Have you learned nothing over the last ten years? This should be seen
as an *opportunity*!
See, you can make some offhand comment about how you don't like
that. A week later, make a comment about lesbian amputee midget
scatology pics.
When you receive one of these in your email, sue your employer for
sexual harassment because they have a "hostile working environment."
Oh, wait. You're male, so there are a lot of things which you can't
really do:
* Sue for sexual harassment.
* Get any of the benefits of affirmative action (if you're also white).
* Engage in normal human male-female interaction, because you could
get sued for sexual harassment. (And I'm just talking about the
light flirting which, in most cases, *is* a normal social process.)
etc.
On the bright side, there are plenty of things you can do, and
probably will have to do whether you like them or not:
* Get sued for sexual harassment.
* Be descriminated against due to affirmative action.
* Be called a "potential rapist."
* Be accused of having everything you own and have accomplished
somehow given to you because you're male. (This is especially if
you're a white male.)
etc.
I love America, the land of opportunity. :)
