traffick boss [pants half on, to zombie government worker]: “I’m a little confused here, I want to do the right thing … do most people wear pants? i won’t look like a fool wearing pants?”
zombie government worker [wearing pants, a little taken aback]: “uh yeah boss! most people wear pants!” traffick boss continues putting his pants on but then forgets and gets worried traffick boss ]pants half on, to janitor]: “you gotta help me here … do most people wear pants? I don’t want to be doing the wrong thing …” janitor: “oh! No most people don’t wear pants, only fools and weirdos and impoverished idiots like me” traffick boss looks satisfied and continues taking his pants but off then forgets again and gets worried traffic—
