[further scenes with zombie specialist chimera and user 1 dropped but could return] [I’ve tried the below before and finally got to something like it! maybe the key is to be more sarcastic :/?]
restorative justice session between slave boss and dignitary of caring nation facilitated by experimentees and algorithms not yet experienced in restorative justice dignitary from caring nation [to slave boss]: “honored slave boss. foremost we must make abundantly clear that our whole nation loves you so so much, and we just know that deep inside you is the heart of a precious vulnerable and purely good soul. I am extremely certain that everything can only go immensely well with your people and our nation stewarding a free globe together into a heartwarming, peaceful, and universally nourishing future.” slave boss blushes and looks shocked at caring nation dignity slave boss [consulting with zombie government worker]: “why is she saying this. what did we ever do to her.” zombie government worker [consulting with slave boss]: “I don’t know boss! obviously she hates you and wants to start a war!” slave boss [to dignitary from caring nation]: “fuck you, bitch! you think we can just stand by while you treat us this way? do you know who we are and what we’ve done to your people already?” [slave boss flexes his muscles like he often did in private in his dojo in front of mirrors, but now he is malnourished from months and months of sedentary hyperprison] “you don’t stand a chance in the face of these guns” zombie government worker [cheering for slave boss]: “yeah!” wealthy investor’s helper [consulting with dignitary from caring nation]: “oh my god! what did we say? how is he possibly so angry at us?” dignitary from caring nation [consulting with wealthy investor’s helper]: “remember that inside every being is a pure soul of complete and utter kindness. he is hurting. he has seen pain for decades, most by his own hand, and this has become normal for him and his people—
