Re: [spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many via cypherpunks]

“you receive your mail in your basement rather than a normal postal service?”
“oh yes this is the cool and hip thing to do, it puts you in control
of your own mail delivery”
“how did you sort that out?”
“well I had to get myself registered as a business address with the
local post office, and ensure my basement met various codes for the
postal worker to enter it, deposit mail, and leave. and now I have my
own mail server in my basement!”
“most people just buy a mailbox from a major provider and set it up in
front of their house you know”
“well yes but then you’re trusting others to secure it and