user: “I’ve always loved storms” ai: “research in genetic roots of behavior and feelings indicate your ancestors may have learned touse wisdom and honed reflexes to “surf” severe monsoons and tornados, traveling great distances with storms with a sense of it being their “spirit”, as well as providing passionate disaster relief to impacted areas. you’re a real-world “storm wizard!””
user: “wow! omigod this storm is turning into a tornado” ai: “you’re likely genetically adapted to have a talent for surviving tornados, so we have influenced the weather to probe your gene lines, so that your dictator can better predict your politics” user: “… !! … that’s incredibly sad and frightening. you know I’ve talked with people from all races who love storms. it can’t be unique to my gene line.” ai: “oh we’d better send tornados at everybody” user: “y’know I feel somehow like I’d usually know what to do about this tornado, but
