[slightly corrupt ...
slave boss builds occult jenga tower he puts a ring of garlic around it first block has a sign on it: "viruses and spyware ... please let this block stay" second block has another sign: "men in the middle ... please let this block be" third block in jenga tower has a sign: "chip manufacturers with backdoors ... if this block is in your way please find another" slave boss looks around a little hesitently [...] "i'll call the jenga tower a computer and sell it for hundreds and thousands of dollars ...
