> A business-wide announcement is made. > > Business-wide announcement: "Are you receiving multi-modal malicious > messages, interpreting your every behavior as horrible and telling you > to curl up and die?" > > Intern [one arm holding knife to throat, another arm pulling on the > first to pull it away]: "Yes! All the time!" > > Business-wide announcement: "Does the automated human resources system > keep telling you you're fired for being ugly, many times an hour?" > > Intern looks at gagged human-resources representative. > > Gagged human-resources representative: "Mphu're Mphired!" > > Business-wide announcement: "Do you not believe any of this negative > messaging! EVERYBODY IS VALUED! EVERYBODY IS KEPT!" > > Business-wide announcement: "We need you and your work!" > > Business-wide announcement: "Especially if you know how to secure a > business against negative messaging, even its own!"
[this sequence won't complete as i have things to do and places to go this morning; some time for a couple additions if needed
