> > > > > todd o. t.'s list > > > > > - [ ] stop making todo lists better > > > > > - [ ] figure out the problem with stopping making todo lists > > > > > - [ ] confirm having addressed the problem with stopping making todo > > > > > lists > > > > > > > > stories of todd o t > > > > > > > > todd o t was standing innocently on a long plank sticking out of a > > > > window, looking back at the building, when somebody suddenly pulled a > > > > trigger with a loud bang > > > > and confetti was released everywhere from the confetti dispenser and > > > > fanfares started playing as the crowd cheered > > > > > > "it's todd o t!" "omigod!" "it's really todd o t!" "YAYYY!" > > > > "WE LOVE YOU TODD O T!!" > > todd o t stood high above the throng of masses as they threw countless > objects of appreciation and devotion upward > > they were the hero and the king. today it was celebrated, every day it was > true.
Todd O. T. walked back along the plank and down to the crowd amidst adoring fans. Todd O. T.: "I've always been the best. I really have been." Everyone went wild. Cheering everywhere. Fan: "Todd O. T., I remember this wonderful list of yours from years ago ... I have a copy up on my wall .. my children study it ..." Todd O. T.: "Really, it was nothing. You need to know that any one of you could accomplish the things that I have." Fan 2: "Todd O. T.! Sign my list! Sign my list! I love you so much! All my friends love you!" Todd O. T. humbly signs Fan 2's list. Fan 2 squeals! Crowd: "WE LOVE YOU TODD O T! WE LOVE YOU SO MUCH!" The fanfares moved into their second measure.
